Bio

It was hoped my name would be ironic, but instead it turned out to be a classic case of nominative determinism. Regularly found in the London Office with my head in a bin.

Q&A with Chaos

Q: If you could choose anyone famous (real or fictional) to have dinner with who would they be and why?

Chris Martin or Bruce Springsteen, because neither of them eats dinner. So I can have theirs.

Q: As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

#NeverGrowUp

Q: If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?

An advert. Specifically, a Sony advert. Specifically, the Sony advert with the bouncing balls running through San Francisco. Balls are great. I love balls. And I will play me.